I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin’ like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head You know what I’m […]
If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain’t it stra-a-ange If I could win If I could sing A love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheating […]
Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He’d be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie And I’d spend all day […]
Yeah! Well, Milton Bradley’s got a def one. It’s a Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin’ Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Spin the spinner and call the shot. Twister ties you up in a knot. That’s Twister. Yeah, Twister! Check it! Right foot blue! (Right foot blue!) Left hand red! (Left […]
Isn’t it strange Feels like I’m lookin’ in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist’s plan (plan-plan-plan) Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man) There in a petri dish late one night They took a donor’s body cell and fertilized a human egg and […]
This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long Couldn’t think of any lyrics No, I never wrote the lyrics So I’ll just sing any old lyrics That come to mind, child You really need words Whole lotta rhyming words […]
Oh, I couldn’t live a single day without you Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could Anyway, what I’m trying to say is, honey, you’re the greatest Well, at any rate, I guess you’re pretty good Now, it seems to me I’m relatively lucky I know I probably couldn’t ask for too much […]
You could have a big dipper Going up and down all around the bends You can have a bumper car bumping This amusement never ends I want to be your sledgehammer Why don’t you call my name Ah, oh let me be your sledgehammer This can be your testimony, yeah Yeah There’s a girl that’s […]