Posts in category: Poodle Hat
A Complicated Song

Uh huh… extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh… save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges – what a shame No one came Just us, eatin’ all alone You said, “Take the pizza home” “No sense lettin’ all this go to waste” So […]

Trash Day

Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin’ kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week Then, um, I’m takin’ Birthday cake ‘n’ (Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon […]

Ode to a Superhero

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn’t have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn’t notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone’s walls And he’s swingin’ all over town La li la, […]

Hardware Store

Nothin’ ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin’ low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me the news He said, “Hey! You know that vacant lot Right beside the gas station? Well somebody bought it And on […]

Angry White Boy Polka

[LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don’t give a… if I cut my arm bleeding This is my last resort ‘Cause I’m losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would tell me I’m fine Losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would […]

Wanna B Ur Lovr

I don’t have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You’re an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils are so nice I wish that I was cross-eyed So I could see you twice Girl, you smell like Fritos That’s […]

Genius in France

(Hahaha) (Well,) I’m not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I’m dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know… how to put on my own pants! But I’m a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France! Hoom chaka laka Hoom chaka laka Hoom chaka I may not be […]

Why Does This Always Happen to Me?

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter scale it measured 8.2 And I said, “God, please answer me one question… Why’d they have to interrupt The […]

Couch Potato

Talking: Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it Or just let it slip? Singing: Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty There’s Flintstone’s on the TV already Wilma N’ […]

Party at the Leper Colony

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won’t cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let’s give ’em a hand Saturday night it’s the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me At the party at the leper colony Oh, there’s a party at […]


Yeah A used … pink bathrobe A rare … mint snowglobe A Smurf … TV tray I bought on eBay My house … is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that […]

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