If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain’t it stra-a-ange If I could win If I could sing A love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheating […]
Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, “What the hey?” So I journeyed to her crib And I let myself inside That chick was slouched down on the couch I think her brain was fried Couldn’t figure it out She […]
They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand times their original size They started mutatin’ right before my eyes […]
(Next week on News 62) He’s back, and this time, he’s mad Gandhi II No more pasting resistence He’s out to kick some butt This is one bad mother, you don’t want to mess with (Don’t move, slave-boy) He’s a one-man wrecking crew But he also knows how to party (Give me a steak, medium-rare) […]
Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story ’bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept his family fed Now, let me tell you One day he was shootin’ Old Jed was shootin’ at some food When all of a […]
Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He’d be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie And I’d spend all day […]
Yeah! Well, Milton Bradley’s got a def one. It’s a Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin’ Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Spin the spinner and call the shot. Twister ties you up in a knot. That’s Twister. Yeah, Twister! Check it! Right foot blue! (Right foot blue!) Left hand red! (Left […]
My life, it used to be incomplete, Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet. My life it won’t be the same again. Now I’m proud to say the king lives on inside my den. Oh, it’s all I live for, it’s all I need. My velvet Elvis, My velvet […]
(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin’ me dry as a bony bony Workin’ three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah) (Yeah) ‘Cause she took my house (alimony), […]
Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won’t you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap I knew she had to be the girl for me And to think I probably never would […]
La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper’s a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, ‘samatta you ‘Samatta you, ‘samatta you You should-a taste my lasagna Ay, you no like-a lasagna That’s okay too How about-a calzone Some-a nice minestrone, its good for you Have-a some marinara […]
Isn’t it strange Feels like I’m lookin’ in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist’s plan (plan-plan-plan) Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man) There in a petri dish late one night They took a donor’s body cell and fertilized a human egg and […]
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There’s really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can’t exactly seem to put my finger on it You make me […]