Since you’ve been gone Well, I feel like I’ve been chewing on tinfoil Since you’ve been gone It’s like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I’m feelin’ like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned it on You know, I’ve been in a butt load of pain […]
Mom and dad are goin’ out for the evening And you’re stuck inside the house all alone That’s when you decide it might be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is runnin’ Then you tell ’em they should go out and catch it Buddy, […]
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin’ toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared ’em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like […]
My whole family Loves “Three’s Company” See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what’s on the tube I know just what too see Got my TV Guide with me “MASH” and “All In The Family” “The Munsters” and “Mayberry R.F.D.” I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah […]
Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door? Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those colored pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight […]
Hit my snooze alarm For the 27th time Just don’t feel like goin’ to work I think I’ll call my boss the I Am gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some strange disease What’s that little twerp gonna say I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today I could shine my […]
Ah, ah, ah, cha cha Cha, cha, cha, cha cha Listenin’ to the muzac Hearin’ people scream Sittin’ in the waiting room Readin’ crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are impacted I’m gettin’ gum disease I’m gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have […]
Soy un perdidor I’m a loser, baby So why don’t you kill me (everybody) Soy un perdidor I’m a loser, baby So why don’t you kill me Hey I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I’m gonna get close to you You wouldn’t want me have […]
You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin’ my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair’s a mess and your make-up’s crusty I don’t know too many females Who make a habit of biting their toenails Woah, every time you call, you drive me up the wall […]