Hit my snooze alarm
For the 27th time
Just don’t feel like goin’ to work
I think I’ll call my boss the I
Am gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
What’s that little twerp gonna say
I’m callin’ in sick today
Callin’ in sick today
I could shine my pennies and clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watchin’ Earnest Goes to Camp
I could sit and count my hair
I could burn my Tupperware
I’m not busy now anyway
I’m callin’ in sick today
Callin’ in sick today
Ain’t goin’ to work, no way
Callin’ in sick today
I can do
Anything I want to
I am invincible
I’m on fire, baby
I’m alive, I’m alive
Can you hear me world, I’m alive!
Maybe I’ll spend all day starin’ at the sun and tryin’ not to squint
Maybe I’ll make a huge colored tapestry from my belly button lint
When I’m sick of takin’ abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom’s just seven digits away
I’m callin’ in sick today
Callin’ in sick today
Ain’t goin’ to work, no way
Callin’ in sick today