Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
“My name is Forrest,” he casually remarked
Waitin’ for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin’, “Life is like a box of chocolates.”
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
What’s in his head
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
Is he inbred
Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels to dumb because
His mom always told him, “Stupid is as stupid does.”
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s kinda square
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
What’s with that hair
Wa-hoo!
Run run
Run run now Forrest
Run run
Run like the wind now
Run run
Run run now Forrest
Run stop
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp lovin’ man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
Went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s not too bright
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
But he’s alright
Is this Gump out of his head
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead
I think so
Yeah! Woo!
Is this Gump make lotsa bread
I think so
And that’s all I have to say
About that!