Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin’ trucks and wearing tattoos There’s only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch I know how to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner’s Card their […]
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said “Yoda” Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I’ve been around, but I […]
Woah-oh! I want a new duck One that won’t try to bite One that won’t chew a hole in my socks One that won’t quack all night I want a new duck One with big webbed feet One that knows how to wash my car And keep his room real neat One that won’t raid […]
Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain’t gonna fly now, he’s just takin’ up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain But he’s no bum, he works down the street He bought the neighborhood deli Back on his feet, now he’s choppin’ up meat Come inside, […]
There’s a sale on our gabardine suits today They’re all thirty percent off from yesterday There’s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed Just a Visa or MasterCard is all you need We’ve got every color, we’ve got every shade We’re located next door to Willy’s Fun Arcade We got every fabric that was ever made […]
You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three’s Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can watch ’till your eyes fall out of your head That’ll be OK with me And […]
Ridin’ in a bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed Couldn’t find a seat so I had to stand With the perverts in the back It was smellin’ like a locker room There was junk all over the floor We’re already packed in like sardines But we’re stoppin’ to pick up more […]
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up But I’ll soon be […]
Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again, my car was gone, well I didn’t know it was a loading zone What a bummer, I as so brought down I had to chase that tow truck all over town, yellin’ […]
