Where’d you learn how to steer You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can’t relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You just hit another tree These fender benders are killin’ me She drives like crazy Like no one else She drives like crazy And I’m afraid for myself They’ll put you […]
Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, “What the hey?” So I journeyed to her crib And I let myself inside That chick was slouched down on the couch I think her brain was fried Couldn’t figure it out She […]
Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story ’bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept his family fed Now, let me tell you One day he was shootin’ Old Jed was shootin’ at some food When all of a […]
(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin’ me dry as a bony bony Workin’ three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah) (Yeah) ‘Cause she took my house (alimony), […]
La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper’s a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, ‘samatta you ‘Samatta you, ‘samatta you You should-a taste my lasagna Ay, you no like-a lasagna That’s okay too How about-a calzone Some-a nice minestrone, its good for you Have-a some marinara […]
Isn’t it strange Feels like I’m lookin’ in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist’s plan (plan-plan-plan) Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man) There in a petri dish late one night They took a donor’s body cell and fertilized a human egg and […]
This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long Couldn’t think of any lyrics No, I never wrote the lyrics So I’ll just sing any old lyrics That come to mind, child You really need words Whole lotta rhyming words […]
They only show you their gums when they smile Ain’t got a tooth in their heads now…how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss Hey! Stand up! Toothless people…their breath is lethal, wanna tell you Hey…come on! Stand up…get on your feet! Toothless people…old […]
Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns, and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There’s no kind you haven’t tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes grow I understand how you must feel I can’t deny they’ve got appeal Whoah You like them whether they are plain or they’re stuffed, […]
