Taco… grande. Taco… grande Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno Y el chile relleno You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That’s right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with a flour […]
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I’ve been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go ‘Cause I’ll do anything just to spend a little time With the cutest flight attendant I […]
When I said that I’d be faithful When I promised I’d be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding Now, can’t you take a joke? When I said that I need […]
The White Stuff. The white stuff. The first one was a sweet one. Second one was a blast. Soon I finished off the bag, ate ’em up real fast. You can see ’em in my teeth, Tell it when I talk, Had so many my pancreas just went into shock. I love the white stuff, […]
I can’t watch this. I can’t watch this I can’t watch this. I can’t watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that’s no lie It’s about as much fun […]
Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy’s Heating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered ’round the dinner table I said, “Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world, now Where’d you like to go to” They […]
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my luchbox at work (it’s the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all If you’re running low, go to the store Carry some money to help […]
I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin’ like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head You know what I’m […]
Where’d you learn how to steer You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can’t relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You just hit another tree These fender benders are killin’ me She drives like crazy Like no one else She drives like crazy And I’m afraid for myself They’ll put you […]