Posts in category: Straight Outta Lynwood
Confessions Part III

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions First I told you ’bout […]

Canadian Idiot

Don’t wanna be a Canadian Idiot Don’t wanna be some beer-swillin’ hockey nut And do I look like some frost-bitten hose head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat And they all leave the house without packin’ heat Never even bring their guns to the […]

Polkarama!

Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here And the bass keeps runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ I say, “Don’t you know?” You say […]

You’re Pitiful

My life is brilliant What? Was I too early? Sorry. You wanna start over? Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now? My life is brilliant Your lifes a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek Uniform Really ain’t impressin’ me You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy You’re pitiful You’re pitiful You’re pitiful its […]

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