When I said that I’d be faithful When I promised I’d be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding Now, can’t you take a joke? When I said that I need […]
The White Stuff. The white stuff. The first one was a sweet one. Second one was a blast. Soon I finished off the bag, ate ’em up real fast. You can see ’em in my teeth, Tell it when I talk, Had so many my pancreas just went into shock. I love the white stuff, […]
I can’t watch this. I can’t watch this I can’t watch this. I can’t watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that’s no lie It’s about as much fun […]
Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy’s Heating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered ’round the dinner table I said, “Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world, now Where’d you like to go to” They […]
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my luchbox at work (it’s the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all If you’re running low, go to the store Carry some money to help […]
Announcer: There’s just one place to go for all of your spatula needs Random Voice: Spatula City Random Voice: Spatula City Announcer: A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. And because we eliminate the middleman, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to […]
I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin’ like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head You know what I’m […]
Where’d you learn how to steer You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can’t relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You just hit another tree These fender benders are killin’ me She drives like crazy Like no one else She drives like crazy And I’m afraid for myself They’ll put you […]
Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby!
