Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn’t bite and he doesn’t squeal He just runs around on his hamster wheel Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster Hey, Harvey!
Risin’ above the city, blockin’ out the noonday sun, it dwarfs The mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember… when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock And the neighbors are just green (and the neighbors (and the neighbors…)) […]
It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You’ll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin’ town One little bite and I’m sure that you’ll agree Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak Aw, you’re gonna lick your plate clean People come from miles around just […]
Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy ‘Cause I’m easy come, easy go Little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me […]
There’s something weird in the fridge today I don’t know what it is Food I can’t recognize My roommate won’t throw a thing away I guess it’s probably his It looks like it’s alive… And livin’ in the fridge… livin’ in the fridge Livin’ in the fridge… livin’ in the fridge There’s something gross in […]
Let me tell you sonny… let me set you straight You kids today ain’t never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing’s good enough Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below We had to walk butt-naked through forty […]
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright. Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night. There’s no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later. Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day. Well, you can’t take my guns away, I got […]
Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing’s one thing I don’t understand It’s true (haven’t got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell you’ve got a big problem When I flush the john, then your shower goes on (Baby) Now whatcha gonna do? If Drano’s a joke and your plunger is […]
Taco… grande. Taco… grande Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno Y el chile relleno You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That’s right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with a flour […]
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I’ve been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go ‘Cause I’ll do anything just to spend a little time With the cutest flight attendant I […]