Yeah, I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I […]
Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin’ Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin’ Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin’ Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple’s had a fair share of […]
I’m drivin’ a truck Drivin’ a big ol’ truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don’t run out of luck Rollin’ down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin’ a truck with my high heels on My diesel rig is northward bound It’s time to put that hammer down Just watchin’ as the miles […]
Who’s that waddlin’ down the street It’s just me ’cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who’s real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me’s Gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me There’s just one thing left to do Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Throw out the pizza and […]
Aquarius There’s travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those […]
Since you’ve been gone Well, I feel like I’ve been chewing on tinfoil Since you’ve been gone It’s like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I’m feelin’ like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned it on You know, I’ve been in a butt load of pain […]
Mom and dad are goin’ out for the evening And you’re stuck inside the house all alone That’s when you decide it might be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is runnin’ Then you tell ’em they should go out and catch it Buddy, […]
