Don’t wanna be a Canadian Idiot Don’t wanna be some beer-swillin’ hockey nut And do I look like some frost-bitten hose head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat And they all leave the house without packin’ heat Never even bring their guns to the […]
Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here And the bass keeps runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ I say, “Don’t you know?” You say […]
My life is brilliant What? Was I too early? Sorry. You wanna start over? Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now? My life is brilliant Your lifes a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek Uniform Really ain’t impressin’ me You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy You’re pitiful You’re pitiful You’re pitiful its […]
Uh huh… extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh… save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges – what a shame No one came Just us, eatin’ all alone You said, “Take the pizza home” “No sense lettin’ all this go to waste” So […]
Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin’ kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week Then, um, I’m takin’ Birthday cake ‘n’ (Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon […]