We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb lookin’ scrawny little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He’d just sit in the corner attractin’ the flies He wasn’t much to look at He never was very bright But at least there was one thing that […]
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NOTE: Lyrics in ITALICS were sung by female “operators”. NOTE: Lyrics in BOLD were sung by the “operators” & Al together. I need a Vegematic I need a Pocket Fisherman I need a handy appliance That’ll scramble an egg while it’s still inside its shell Operators are standing by How does that make you feel Help me Mr. Popeil […]
They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from little snails I say it’s all just wind and sails Are we not men, we are Devo Are we not men, D E V O Smoke on the water And fire in the sky Smoke on the water (I’m A Man) I’m a boy […]
Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full ‘o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit’ de alligator on Wo, used to live in Jamaica But I don’t live dere no […]
You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three’s Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can watch ’till your eyes fall out of your head That’ll be OK with me And […]
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin’ by But a paper caught my eye And I learned a few things I never knew before It said your pet may be an extra terrestrial It said the […]
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say (electronic breathing) Y’know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend He’s never a chump or a tease He never tells me lies, and best of […]
I got my alligator boots, I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror, oh it’s such an awesome sight It makes me want to kneel down and pray I’m so adorable and charming I’m sure that you can see […]
I don’t care about your karma I don’t care about what’s hip No space cadet’s gonna tell me what to do I won’t swim in your Jacuzzi You can’t make me settle down I’d rather kick and jump and bite and scratch And scream until I’m blue I may as well be hyper As long […]
Ridin’ in a bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed Couldn’t find a seat so I had to stand With the perverts in the back It was smellin’ like a locker room There was junk all over the floor We’re already packed in like sardines But we’re stoppin’ to pick up more […]