My life is brilliant What? Was I too early? Sorry. You wanna start over? Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now? My life is brilliant Your lifes a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek Uniform Really ain’t impressin’ me You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy You’re pitiful You’re pitiful You’re pitiful its […]
Uh huh… extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh… save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges – what a shame No one came Just us, eatin’ all alone You said, “Take the pizza home” “No sense lettin’ all this go to waste” So […]
Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin’ kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week Then, um, I’m takin’ Birthday cake ‘n’ (Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon […]