George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives a life that’s free Ahhh Watch out for that tree When he gets in scrapes When he makes his escapes With the help of his friend An ape named Ape Then […]
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said “Yoda” Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I’ve been around, but I […]
Woah-oh! I want a new duck One that won’t try to bite One that won’t chew a hole in my socks One that won’t quack all night I want a new duck One with big webbed feet One that knows how to wash my car And keep his room real neat One that won’t raid […]
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you The most horrifying film to hit the screen There’s a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop And he hacks up two or three in every scene Please don’t reveal the secret ending to your friends Don’t spoil the big surprise You won’t believe your eyes […]