You could have a big dipper Going up and down all around the bends You can have a bumper car bumping This amusement never ends I want to be your sledgehammer Why don’t you call my name Ah, oh let me be your sledgehammer This can be your testimony, yeah Yeah There’s a girl that’s […]
Got to work late ’cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody’s disgusted ‘Cause it’s one of those days, it’s just one of those days I lost one of my socks in the drier I can’t find my wallet and my hair is on fire Just one of those days, it’s […]
Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns, and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There’s no kind you haven’t tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes grow I understand how you must feel I can’t deny they’ve got appeal Whoah You like them whether they are plain or they’re stuffed, […]
Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space, ha And I, I got a coffee mug with my name right on it In big bold letters so everyone knows it’s mine Don’t even […]
I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin’ me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in And now I got […]
Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin’ trucks and wearing tattoos There’s only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch I know how to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner’s Card their […]
Things just haven’t been the same Since the flying saucer came Now the aliens are on the loose Well, we tried to hold ’em back Tried to ward off their attack But our atom bombs were just no use They were ugly, they were mean Biggest heads I ever seen They made everybody scream and […]