Posts By: Metzae
I Think I’m a Clone Now

Isn’t it strange Feels like I’m lookin’ in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist’s plan (plan-plan-plan) Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man) There in a petri dish late one night They took a donor’s body cell and fertilized a human egg and […]

You Make Me

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There’s really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can’t exactly seem to put my finger on it You make me […]

(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long

This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long This song’s just six words long Couldn’t think of any lyrics No, I never wrote the lyrics So I’ll just sing any old lyrics That come to mind, child You really need words Whole lotta rhyming words […]

Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First I’m goin’ shoppin’ in my underwear Then all of sudden I’m floating in mid air My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere Now Doctor, wait a minute, you […]

Good Enough for Now

Oh, I couldn’t live a single day without you Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could Anyway, what I’m trying to say is, honey, you’re the greatest Well, at any rate, I guess you’re pretty good Now, it seems to me I’m relatively lucky I know I probably couldn’t ask for too much […]

Toothless People

They only show you their gums when they smile Ain’t got a tooth in their heads now…how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss Hey! Stand up! Toothless people…their breath is lethal, wanna tell you Hey…come on! Stand up…get on your feet! Toothless people…old […]

Don’t Wear Those Shoes

I don’t care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show And I’ll let you call up folks in Europe you don’t even know Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy But I’m begging you down on my bended […]

Here’s Johnny

There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says “Here’s Johnny” That’s his job, it’s so amazing All he says is “Here’s Johnny” I never miss a moment when he’s on the tube His being there has made my life worth living The chills run down my spine Each time he says that line […]

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