NOTE: Lyrics in ITALICS were sung by female “operators”. NOTE: Lyrics in BOLD were sung by the “operators” & Al together. I need a Vegematic I need a Pocket Fisherman I need a handy appliance That’ll scramble an egg while it’s still inside its shell Operators are standing by How does that make you feel Help me Mr. Popeil […]
Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full ‘o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit’ de alligator on Wo, used to live in Jamaica But I don’t live dere no […]
Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat A million people every day are starving in […]
Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuckie wants to grow up And be a polo star And ride his little horsies All around the backyard, oh yeah You know they really paid their dues I said hey, lawdy mama They got them Buckingham blues […]