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The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic A Lifelong Fan's Guide
  • Albums
    • “Weird Al” Yankovic
      • Ricky
      • Gotta Boogie
      • I Love Rocky Road
      • Buckingham Blues
      • Happy Birthday
      • Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
      • My Bologna
      • The Check’s in the Mail
      • Another One Rides the Bus
      • I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
      • Such a Groovy Guy
      • Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung
    • “Weird Al” Yankovic in 3-D
      • Eat It
      • Midnight Star
      • The Brady Bunch
      • Buy Me a Condo
      • I Lost on Jeopardy
      • Polkas on 45
      • Mr. Popeil
      • King of Suede
      • That Boy Could Dance
      • Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser)
      • Nature Trail to Hell
    • Dare to Be Stupid
      • Like a Surgeon
      • Dare to Be Stupid
      • I Want a New Duck
      • One More Minute
      • Yoda
      • George of the Jungle
      • Slime Creatures from Outer Space
      • Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
      • This Is The Life
      • Cable TV
      • Hooked on Polkas
    • Polka Party!
      • Living with a Hernia
      • Dog Eat Dog
      • Addicted to Spuds
      • One of Those Days
      • Polka Party!
      • Here’s Johnny
      • Don’t Wear Those Shoes
      • Toothless People
      • Good Enough for Now
      • Christmas at Ground Zero
    • Even Worse
      • Fat
      • Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White
      • (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
      • You Make Me
      • I Think I’m a Clone Now
      • Lasagna
      • Melanie
      • Alimony
      • Velvet Elvis
      • Twister
      • Good Old Days
    • UHF
      • Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
      • Gandhi II
      • Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
      • Isle Thing
      • The Hot Rocks Polka
      • UHF
      • Let Me Be Your Hog
      • She Drives Like Crazy
      • Generic Blues
      • Spatula City
      • Fun Zone
      • Spam
      • The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    • Off the Deep End
      • Smells Like Nirvana
      • Trigger Happy
      • I Can’t Watch This
      • Polka Your Eyes Out
      • I Was Only Kidding
      • The White Stuff
      • When I Was Your Age
      • Taco Grande
      • Airline Amy
      • The Plumbing Song
      • You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    • Alapalooza
      • Jurassic Park
      • Young, Dumb & Ugly
      • Bedrock Anthem
      • Frank’s 2000″ TV
      • Achy Breaky Song
      • Traffic Jam
      • Talk Soup
      • Livin’ in the Fridge
      • She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
      • Harvey the Wonder Hamster
      • Waffle King
      • Bohemian Polka
    • Bad Hair Day
      • Amish Paradise
      • Everything You Know Is Wrong
      • Cavity Search
      • Callin’ in Sick
      • The Alternative Polka
      • Since You’ve Been Gone
      • Gump
      • I’m So Sick of You
      • Syndicated Inc.
      • I Remember Larry
      • Phony Calls
      • The Night Santa Went Crazy
    • Running with Scissors
      • The Saga Begins
      • My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
      • Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
      • The Weird Al Show Theme
      • Jerry Springer
      • Germs
      • Polka Power!
      • Your Horoscope for Today
      • It’s All About The Pentiums
      • Truck Drivin’ Song
      • Grapefruit Diet
      • Albuquerque
    • Poodle Hat
      • Couch Potato
      • Hardware Store
      • Trash Day
      • Party at the Leper Colony
      • Angry White Boy Polka
      • Wanna B Ur Lovr
      • A Complicated Song
      • Why Does This Always Happen to Me?
      • Ode to a Superhero
      • Bob
      • eBay
      • Genius in France
    • Straight Outta Lynwood
      • White & Nerdy
      • Pancreas
      • Canadian Idiot
      • I’ll Sue Ya
      • Polkarama!
      • Virus Alert
      • Confessions Part III
      • Weasel Stomping Day
      • Close But No Cigar
      • Do I Creep You Out
      • Trapped in the Drive-Thru
      • Don’t Download This Song
    • Alpocalypse
      • Perform This Way
      • CNR
      • TMZ
      • Skipper Dan
      • Polka Face
      • Craigslist
      • Party in the CIA
      • Ringtone
      • Another Tattoo
      • If That Isn’t Love
      • Whatever You Like
      • Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me
    • Mandatory Fun
      • Handy
      • Lame Claim to Fame
      • Foil
      • Sports Song
      • Word Crimes
      • My Own Eyes
      • NOW That’s What I Call Polka!
      • Mission Statement
      • Inactive
      • First World Problems
      • Tacky
      • Jackson Park Express
  • Singles
    • You’re Pitiful
  • Categories
    • Parody
    • Polkas
    • Pastiche
    • Al-riginals
  • About
  • Versus

Even Worse

Even Worse

Track List

1. Fat

Parody
S

2. Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White

Al-riginals
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3. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long

Parody
Y

4. You Make Me

Pastiche
I

5. I Think I’m a Clone Now

Parody
L

6. Lasagna

Parody
M

7. Melanie

Al-riginals
A

8. Alimony

Parody
V

9. Velvet Elvis

Pastiche
T

10. Twister

Pastiche
G

11. Good Old Days 6

Pastiche
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