Posts in category: Parody
You’re Pitiful

My life is brilliant What? Was I too early? Sorry. You wanna start over? Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now? My life is brilliant Your lifes a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek Uniform Really ain’t impressin’ me You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy You’re pitiful You’re pitiful You’re pitiful its […]

A Complicated Song

Uh huh… extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh… save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges – what a shame No one came Just us, eatin’ all alone You said, “Take the pizza home” “No sense lettin’ all this go to waste” So […]

Trash Day

Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin’ kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week Then, um, I’m takin’ Birthday cake ‘n’ (Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon […]

Ode to a Superhero

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn’t have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn’t notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone’s walls And he’s swingin’ all over town La li la, […]

Couch Potato

Talking: Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it Or just let it slip? Singing: Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty There’s Flintstone’s on the TV already Wilma N’ […]


Yeah A used … pink bathrobe A rare … mint snowglobe A Smurf … TV tray I bought on eBay My house … is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that […]

Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin’ Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin’ Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin’ Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple’s had a fair share of […]

Jerry Springer

It’s been one week since we got to see Cheatin’ lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male Yesterday it occurred to me That I’ve […]

Grapefruit Diet

Who’s that waddlin’ down the street It’s just me ’cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who’s real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me’s Gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me There’s just one thing left to do Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Throw out the pizza and […]

Phony Calls

Mom and dad are goin’ out for the evening And you’re stuck inside the house all alone That’s when you decide it might be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is runnin’ Then you tell ’em they should go out and catch it Buddy, […]

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