My whole family Loves “Three’s Company” See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what’s on the tube I know just what too see Got my TV Guide with me “MASH” and “All In The Family” “The Munsters” and “Mayberry R.F.D.” I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah […]
Hit my snooze alarm For the 27th time Just don’t feel like goin’ to work I think I’ll call my boss the I Am gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some strange disease What’s that little twerp gonna say I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today I could shine my […]
Ah, ah, ah, cha cha Cha, cha, cha, cha cha Listenin’ to the muzac Hearin’ people scream Sittin’ in the waiting room Readin’ crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are impacted I’m gettin’ gum disease I’m gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have […]
Soy un perdidor I’m a loser, baby So why don’t you kill me (everybody) Soy un perdidor I’m a loser, baby So why don’t you kill me Hey I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I’m gonna get close to you You wouldn’t want me have […]
You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin’ my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair’s a mess and your make-up’s crusty I don’t know too many females Who make a habit of biting their toenails Woah, every time you call, you drive me up the wall […]
Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio’s broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I’ve been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you’re wondering I’ll tell you where I am I’m right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the […]
We’re dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not get us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn We got a reputation ’round these parts We only leave a ten percent tip Sometimes we don’t return our shopping carts […]