Risin’ above the city, blockin’ out the noonday sun, it dwarfs
The mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember… when that delivery truck came down our block
What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
And the neighbors are just green (and the neighbors (and the neighbors…))
(They say,) “That’s the biggest screen we’ve ever seen!”
(Frank’s 2000-inch TV…) It’s Frank’s 2000-inch TV… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
(Everybody come and see…) Everybody come and see… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
(Frank’s 2000-inch TV…) Frank’s 2000-inch TV… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
(Ooh ooh ooh… (Ohhh, ohh, oh oh oh))
There’s Frank’s remote control, you can look… but don’t touch it, please
‘Cause Frank’s the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
The picture’s crystal clear and everything is magnified
Robert DeNiro’s (Robert DeNiro’s) mole has got to be ten feet wide
Everybody in the town (everybody (everybody in the town…))
Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby sound
And I’m mighty proud to say (and I’m mighty (Yes, I’m mighty proud to say…))
Now I can watch “The Simpsons” from thirty blocks away!
(Frank’s 2000-inch TV…) On Frank’s 2000-inch TV… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
(Everybody come and see…) Everybody come and see (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
(Frank’s 2000-inch TV…) Frank’s 2000-inch TV (Frank’s 2000-inch TV)
(Everybody come and see…) Everybody come and see (Frank’s 2000-inch TV)
I’m gonna get one of my own real soon…
It’s like having a drive-in movie in your own living room! Woah…!
Hey now… (Woah…!) hey now na na na now
(Woah…!) Hey now… (Woah…!) hey now na na now
Frank’s 2000-inch TV… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
Everybody come and see (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!) (You won’t believe it!)
(Frank’s 2000-inch TV…) It’s Frank’s 2000-inch TV… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
(Everybody come and see…) Everybody come and see… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!) (Hey!)
(Frank’s 2000-inch TV…) Frank’s 2000-inch TV… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
Got a two year warranty, on parts and labor!
(Frank’s 2000-inch TV…) Frank’s 2000-inch TV… (Frank’s 2000-inch TV!)
Frank’s 2000-inch TV!