We’re dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not get us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn We got a reputation ’round these parts We only leave a ten percent tip Sometimes we don’t return our shopping carts […]
Risin’ above the city, blockin’ out the noonday sun, it dwarfs The mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember… when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock And the neighbors are just green (and the neighbors (and the neighbors…)) […]
It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You’ll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin’ town One little bite and I’m sure that you’ll agree Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak Aw, you’re gonna lick your plate clean People come from miles around just […]
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright. Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night. There’s no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later. Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day. Well, you can’t take my guns away, I got […]
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I’ve been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go ‘Cause I’ll do anything just to spend a little time With the cutest flight attendant I […]
When I said that I’d be faithful When I promised I’d be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding Now, can’t you take a joke? When I said that I need […]
Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy’s Heating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered ’round the dinner table I said, “Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world, now Where’d you like to go to” They […]
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my luchbox at work (it’s the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all If you’re running low, go to the store Carry some money to help […]
Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He’d be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie And I’d spend all day […]
Yeah! Well, Milton Bradley’s got a def one. It’s a Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin’ Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Spin the spinner and call the shot. Twister ties you up in a knot. That’s Twister. Yeah, Twister! Check it! Right foot blue! (Right foot blue!) Left hand red! (Left […]
My life, it used to be incomplete, Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet. My life it won’t be the same again. Now I’m proud to say the king lives on inside my den. Oh, it’s all I live for, it’s all I need. My velvet Elvis, My velvet […]
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There’s really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can’t exactly seem to put my finger on it You make me […]
Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space, ha And I, I got a coffee mug with my name right on it In big bold letters so everyone knows it’s mine Don’t even […]