Posts in category: Parody
Syndicated Inc.

My whole family Loves “Three’s Company” See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what’s on the tube I know just what too see Got my TV Guide with me “MASH” and “All In The Family” “The Munsters” and “Mayberry R.F.D.” I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah […]

Cavity Search

Ah, ah, ah, cha cha Cha, cha, cha, cha cha Listenin’ to the muzac Hearin’ people scream Sittin’ in the waiting room Readin’ crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are impacted I’m gettin’ gum disease I’m gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have […]

Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock Like New Kids on the Block Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla Ice Hey, you can play him twice And you can play the Bee Gees any day But Mr. DJ, […]

Livin’ in the Fridge

There’s something weird in the fridge today I don’t know what it is Food I can’t recognize My roommate won’t throw a thing away I guess it’s probably his It looks like it’s alive… And livin’ in the fridge… livin’ in the fridge Livin’ in the fridge… livin’ in the fridge There’s something gross in […]

The Plumbing Song

Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing’s one thing I don’t understand It’s true (haven’t got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell you’ve got a big problem When I flush the john, then your shower goes on (Baby) Now whatcha gonna do? If Drano’s a joke and your plunger is […]

Taco Grande

Taco… grande. Taco… grande Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno Y el chile relleno You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That’s right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with a flour […]

The White Stuff

The White Stuff. The white stuff. The first one was a sweet one. Second one was a blast. Soon I finished off the bag, ate ’em up real fast. You can see ’em in my teeth, Tell it when I talk, Had so many my pancreas just went into shock. I love the white stuff, […]

I Can’t Watch This

I can’t watch this. I can’t watch this I can’t watch this. I can’t watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that’s no lie It’s about as much fun […]

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