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Polkarama!

Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here Let’s get it started, ha Let’s get it started in here And the bass keeps runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ And runnin’, runnin’ I say, “Don’t you know?” You say […]

Angry White Boy Polka

[LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don’t give a… if I cut my arm bleeding This is my last resort ‘Cause I’m losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would tell me I’m fine Losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would […]

My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder

Oh, my baby, my baby she don’t want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he’s so darn dysfunctional and “Generation X”y She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare Yeah, he’s her very favorite […]

Polka Power!

Yeah, I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I […]

Truck Drivin’ Song

I’m drivin’ a truck Drivin’ a big ol’ truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don’t run out of luck Rollin’ down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin’ a truck with my high heels on My diesel rig is northward bound It’s time to put that hammer down Just watchin’ as the miles […]

Grapefruit Diet

Who’s that waddlin’ down the street It’s just me ’cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who’s real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me’s Gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me There’s just one thing left to do Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Throw out the pizza and […]

Your Horoscope for Today

Aquarius There’s travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those […]

Callin’ in Sick

Hit my snooze alarm For the 27th time Just don’t feel like goin’ to work I think I’ll call my boss the I Am gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some strange disease What’s that little twerp gonna say I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today I could shine my […]

The Alternative Polka

Soy un perdidor I’m a loser, baby So why don’t you kill me (everybody) Soy un perdidor I’m a loser, baby So why don’t you kill me Hey I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I’m gonna get close to you You wouldn’t want me have […]

Bohemian Polka

Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy ‘Cause I’m easy come, easy go Little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me […]

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